Quote #15275
The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of...
Quote #15763
Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not...
Quote #378
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #15678
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #11353
I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #318
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #16667
The only truly dead are those who have been forgotten.
Quote #20809
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #15215
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.