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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Kathleen Norris

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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper...
George Smith Patton, Jr.

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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
Terence

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While there’s life, there’s hope.
Laurence J. Peter

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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well...
Earl Nightingale

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Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
Lord Newborough

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Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of...
J Danforth Quayle

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Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
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An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only...
Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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