Quote #15340
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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Nothing but blackness aboveAnd nothing that moves but the cars…God, if you wish for...
Quote #14541
Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...
Quote #13904
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #2190
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Quote #17840
When you can’t have what you want, it’s time to start wanting what you...
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As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power,...
Quote #5339
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.
Quote #12066
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #11165
You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to...