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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and...
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
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Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
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If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.