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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #3456
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit...
Quote #16151
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Quote #7721
Every exaggeration of the truth once detected by others destroys our credibility and makes...
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Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
Quote #6369
If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Quote #1657
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...