Quote #10759
Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...
Quote #1586
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still...
Quote #13784
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
Quote #15362
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Quote #6297
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #20567
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #4414
I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish...
Quote #8776
We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.