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Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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Donnie Brasco

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Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...
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The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal...
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Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart...
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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Donald J. Adams

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of...
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