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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Fritz Perls

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I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
Albert Einstein

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There is an atmosphere of well-sounding oratory that likes to attach itself to dress...
Homer

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Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are...
Ambrose Bierce

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Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...
Ambrose Bierce

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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Will Rogers

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I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...
Seneca

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If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right...
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