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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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…love without esteem cannot go far or reach high. It is an angel with...
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight...
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Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
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Be not afraid of greatness some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some...
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends,...
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian...
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You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...