Quote #14203
Failure is nature’s plan to prepare you for great responsibilities.
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Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that...
Quote #16864
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #10847
I will remember the works of the Lord surely I will remember thy wonders...
Quote #21176
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #3238
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Quote #13861
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #1232
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Quote #13685
I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...