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Groucho Marx

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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Emo Phillips

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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
The Laws of Manu

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Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself…True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Charles Caleb Colton

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Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every...
Lao Tzu

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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one’s status in the eyes of...
Samuel Goldwyn

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Television has raised writing to a new low.
Confucius

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Respect yourself and others will respect you.
Henry Spencer

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We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
Trevor Rook

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There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
Richard Kehl

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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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