Quote #1808
Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
Quote #17655
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
Quote #11798
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #6567
A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is...
Quote #16470
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #14853
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #4127
Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being...
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #14025
The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt whether one may not be...
Quote #14632
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.