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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13644

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Archimedes

Quote #2041

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Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
John Maynard Keynes

Quote #14787

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Epicharmus

Quote #20086

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Judgement, not passion should prevail.
Robert Orben

Quote #2340

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5437

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
Oscar W. Firkins

Quote #4233

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other...
John Dingell

Quote #12599

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...
Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Quote #10795

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9652

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Delay always breeds danger.
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