Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #10450
The instinct to command others, in its primitive essence, is a carnivorous, altogether bestial...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #1116
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #13302
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
Quote #7139
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Quote #13722
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Quote #11471
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
Quote #11805
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
Quote #18315
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.