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There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals but enjoy to the full...
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Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger a miracle may not save you…and if it...
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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