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I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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In the night all cats are gray.
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You’ve got to have something to eat and a little love in your life...
Quote #10737
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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What you cannot enforce, do not command.
Quote #4374
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...