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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
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An adventure differs from a mere feat in that it is tied to the...
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Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
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If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It...