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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Solon

Quote #21439

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
Peter Ustinov

Quote #18495

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Charles Bukowski

Quote #11414

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.
Maya Angelou

Quote #8937

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Henry Adams

Quote #9828

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
Lord Thomas Dewar

Quote #1000

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Alice Walker

Quote #9576

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Gerald R. Ford

Quote #13069

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by...
Edward Lawrence Gibson

Quote #13303

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was never less alone than while by myself.
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