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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
James Thurber

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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Steward Alsop

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A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Jesse Louis Jackson

Quote #14457

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Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7010

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Vivere est cogitare. (To think is to live)
G. B. Burgin

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I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...
Andrew Lang

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Irv Kupcinet

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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and...
Jesse Louis Jackson

Quote #14459

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Today’s students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. …...
Child Age 6

Quote #11844

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Home is where the house is.
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