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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Charles Dudley Warner

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The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
John C. Maxwell

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Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the...
Chinese Proverb

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Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
Adolf Hitler

Quote #7427

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The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered...
Anon.

Quote #3310

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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Catullus

Quote #11701

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My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2862

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When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for...
Al Capp

Quote #11605

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
Italian Proverb

Quote #6376

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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