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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Charles Churchill

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The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Cicero

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All action is of the mind and the mirror of the mind is the...
John Tillotson

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A good word is an easy obligation but not to speak ill, requires only...
John Leax

Quote #15063

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Christianity is a matter of willing God’s will and through Christ become one with...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12096

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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
John Wooden

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Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things...
Arthur Schopenhauer

Quote #17364

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We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Don Rose

Quote #17070

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21024

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The evil that we know is best.
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