Quote #15686
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #1895
There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.
Quote #13762
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #1317
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Quote #5161
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #3461
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #7423
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...
Quote #494
We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
Quote #4162
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #9222
The important thing is not to stop questioning.