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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
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Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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The less government we have the better.
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
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My ideas are a curse. They spring from a radical discontent With the awful...
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #18396
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Then join hand in hand, brave Americans allBy uniting we stand, by dividing we...
Quote #14247
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...