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Victor Hugo

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Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
George Carlin

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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Michael Pritchard

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Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Marjorie Holmes

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What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours So small, so...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
David Letterman

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Berthold Auerbach

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Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.
George W. Douglas

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Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
Samuel Butler

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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
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