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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
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If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the...
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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #18616

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To hold a pen is to be at war.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9110

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If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
Martha Stewart

Quote #21432

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Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
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The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing...
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Quote #14084

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Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
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Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13637

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
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