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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor...
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Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
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