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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
Louis D. Brandeis

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Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches...
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
Alfred Adler

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If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
Anon.

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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Unknown

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Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
Robert Green Ingersoll

Quote #14425

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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13667

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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Quote #11804

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself...
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