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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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There is no such thing as chance and what seem to us merest accident...
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It’s that they can’t see the...
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Nurture your mind with great thoughts, For you will never go any higher that...
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think...
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You are not likely to get anywhere in particular if you don’t know where...