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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #2456
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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Have a variety of interests … These interests relax the mind and lessen tension...
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The unnatural, that too is natural.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect...
Quote #18058
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...