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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13735

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Jed Seidel

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Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
George Will

Quote #6594

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The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Quote #17902

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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Roosevelt, Eleanor

Quote #1928

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It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
William Arthur Ward

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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
Socrates

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Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall...
Oscar Levant

Quote #15142

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I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Christopher Parker

Quote #16221

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Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
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