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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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Every man is his own hell.
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Nothing can be created from nothing.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
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I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
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