Quote #13925
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #10509
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Quote #19052
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Quote #10503
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #16284
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Quote #13903
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #16638
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Quote #357
You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
Quote #639
Always do what you are afraid to do.