Quote #14724
Of two evils we must always choose the least.
Quote #2137
Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities.
Quote #13023
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
Quote #831
We do not regret the loss of our friends by reasons of their merit,...
Quote #9166
We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
Quote #19514
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #17504
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #6088
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Quote #10937
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.