Quote #671
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #20626
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Quote #2194
If you have love in your life it can make up for a great...
Quote #16133
What time has been wasted during man’s destiny in the struggle to decide what...
Quote #9913
Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
Quote #15871
A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought...
Quote #19531
Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...