Quote #19029
Punctuality is the thief of time.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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I send no agent or medium, offer no representative of value,
Quote #1742
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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The only reward of virtue is virtue the only way to have a friend...
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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
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It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...
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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up...
Quote #4474
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #806
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.