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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13649

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
John Ruskin

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We may live without her, and worship without her, but we cannot remember without...
Benjamin Disraeli

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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
Euripides

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There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8579

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If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Jake Johanson

Quote #14534

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Albert Wiggam

Quote #18989

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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quote #3196

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Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to...
Mark Twain

Quote #1686

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Mel Brooks

Quote #11269

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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