Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #12378
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #4611
Your very silence shows you agree.
Quote #11183
We are not for disarming people. When you have an epidemic it’s a public...
Quote #16497
Grant, Lord, that we might overcome our enemies by transforming them into friends. Make...
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #19936
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Quote #8687
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only,...
Quote #6839
If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
Quote #5532
Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.