Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #18909
You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove...
Quote #880
The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future.
Quote #17933
Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat. (Indeed, wretched the man whose fame...
Quote #2318
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he...
Quote #2094
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
Quote #1984
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
Quote #15264
Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea,...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #12922
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.