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If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all...
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
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The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does...
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #19833
He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.