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I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
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Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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Thinking, understanding, reasoning, willing, call not these Soul They are its actions, but they...
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He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...
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Love God and trust your feelings. Be loyal to them. Don’t betray them.
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The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...