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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Larry McMurtry

Quote #15594

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Isaac Asimov

Quote #134

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
I Ching

Quote #11855

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of solid accomplishments, the man pursues pleasures and self-gratification. He will never achieve...
John Fletcher

Quote #20198

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
David Wilkerson

Quote #19049

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is not something you feel. It’s something you do.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2949

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15793

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The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1188

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Van Wyck Brooks

Quote #11280

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.
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