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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13870

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Theodore Roosevelt

Quote #6587

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish that all Americans would realize that American politics is world politics.
Will Rogers

Quote #3424

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
Bette Davis

Quote #12370

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t...
Ayn Rand

Quote #6407

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Money is the barometer of a society’s virtue.
Christopher Hampton

Quote #20536

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Rmy de Gourmont

Quote #13439

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of complex minds.
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Quote #19012

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
These are the soul’s changes. I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever...
Jon Bentley

Quote #10691

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Lyle Alzado

Quote #19487

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t really trust a sane person.
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