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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love,...
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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Ambrose Bierce

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...
Selwyn Champion

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To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
Japanese Proverb

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Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are...
Bill Sands

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Do more than you’re supposed to do and you can have or be or...
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