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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
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Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Talk of joy there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes...
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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...
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No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
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Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village...
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No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some...
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No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and...