Quote #4194
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it’s gotten wonderfully out of hand…I’m...
Quote #18552
It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no...
Quote #498
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #12997
There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn’t be. He...
Quote #18766
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
Quote #18309
None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
Quote #3305
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
Quote #6504
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.