Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #2853
Fear of the devil is one way of doubting God.
Quote #1520
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a...
Quote #9616
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #12464
The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.
Quote #7513
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #15099
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Quote #8564
There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
Quote #11389
The best things in life aren’t things.