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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream...
John Keats

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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections and the...
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Hal

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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
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Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
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To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
Maurice Setter

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Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
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