Quote #200
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #10009
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #21807
Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
Quote #12972
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #14352
Truth springs from argument amongst friends.
Quote #15761
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #4931
A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
Quote #4759
The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
Quote #14684
The best way to predict the future is to create it
Quote #20752
You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.