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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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Only the shallow know themselves.
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I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and...
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy They are the charming...
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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Bern Williams

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Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
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