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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13838

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
John Kenneth Galbraith

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In the choice between changing ones mind and proving there’s no need to do...
Robert Francis Kennedy

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You can’t make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can’t make...
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Quote #7604

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Poetry the best words in the best order.
William Howard Stein

Quote #17727

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Roald Dahl

Quote #12297

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Robert E. Lee

Quote #15083

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You must be careful how you walk, and where you go, for there are...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4170

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...
Anon.

Quote #3239

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Gore Vidal

Quote #3715

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
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